A good trip needs a narrator

Catriona had the strangest quirk that we discovered on our journey.  She likes to narrate dead things, among the few we actually counted and wrote down are:

Socks

Road bumps

Sand
Tim
donuts
food
cake

etc

and toothpaste

and then she objected to the idea of having narrated toothpaste

'not even I would narrate toothpaste, that would just be stupid .... as opposed to all the other things I narrate!'
Catriona