Criminal minds

Claire is one of our best friends, but she lives in the far away land of Dumfries so we don't get to see her very often.  Still in the few moments we do get to see her her comments manage to find their way into my book.  We were telling her about our trip to Dalbeattie, where we had to go through the town of Dumfries

'Was it after 4 o'clock? No, oh that's okay, the criminals were all still in school'
Claire and her rapier wit